While we know that the lead singer of Sugar Ray was not the dude in the Cha-ka suit and we think we know that the dude that played the nerd on the Wonder Years didn’t grow up to be Marilyn Manson, have we ever seen these two dudes in the same place at the same time?
Kim Jong-Il doesn’t want war, he just wants to direct.
David Spade — call your agent.
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Here’s something sweet to add to the pot to get Kim Jong-il to bow out quietly: promise him a ten-picture deal with Columbia Pictures, after which he retires to that Pacific island we promised him.
Uncle Sam (with or without the help of Seoul and Tokyo) could pay Columbia for any losses they may incur.
It sounds quite silly, but I bet he would really do it.
I’d like to see the giant Yongsan garrison turned into a little fantasy island in South Korea, where Kim Jong-il could live under the /Goodbye Lenin/Truman Show-esque illusion that he rules a unified Korea. Actors (and the sycophantic factions of the Korean left) could hold giant parades in front of his palace, juicy girls could be rotated through, and history could be fabricated to say that he drove the Americans out.
No, thank you. I live too close to Yongsan Garrison for that to be a pleasant thing.
Is your gravatar from the recent remake of “Night of the Living Dead”?
Where do you live Kushibo?
I don’t know what kind of weirdos might be lurking here, so I’ll just say north of Camp Coiner, in the direction of Seoul Station.
I got my gravatar by keywording “hillbilly” on Google images. The inspiration was none other than Noolji, who back in his Shin Jong Il days labelled all of his American critics as trailer-dwelling rednecks.
slim,
You are great. I laughed hard about KJI living in a dream land thinking that he united two Koreas. I think we can fly in LasVegas girls too. That may be the deal clincher. KJI loves foreign women. He was once married to a Russian.
Give him love, not war. Moreover, if one of those girls can hook him with Cocain, that will be so good for the future of Korea. The North Korean junkie.
If we hold off his supply of daily fix, he will do what we want. We may even keep him in power, and slowly change NK society. That is so ideal.