Bai Ling in Playboy

Speaking of porn, and because we haven’t had any good NOT-WORK-SAFE material linked to here in quite a while, I ask:

Does anyone else find Bai Ling’s spread in Playboy somewhat unsettling?

Needless to say, NOT WORK SAFE.

29 Comments

  1. Posted May 19, 2005 at 4:50 am | Permalink

    “Unsettling” is not the word I would use…

  2. Posted May 19, 2005 at 5:05 am | Permalink

    Hey, don’t get me wrong:

    I like women. I like naked women. But Bai Ling is a beautiful enough woman sans clothes without having to “over-exoticize” her with the Chinese cultural imagary.

    Not that I have a problem mixing culture with porn — personally, I think the mixture of the hanboks, traditional Korean architecture and full frontal nudity in this spread, for example, is really well done:

    http://blog.marmot.cc/archives.....y-no-more/

    But Bai Ling’s spread just seemed, well, culturally exploitive. Anyway, it just didn’t sit right with me for some reason.

  3. Posted May 19, 2005 at 5:32 am | Permalink

    In the interests of cultural research, I may have to investigate these articles…..

  4. Ray your flag
    Posted May 19, 2005 at 5:44 am | Permalink

    I like, but I guess I can see what you mean. She’s got an interesting face too, not to mention a nice body.

    Would anyone happen to know what the tattoo above her cooter says?

  5. Ray your flag
    Posted May 19, 2005 at 5:52 am | Permalink

    ..ehh, nevermind, that’s not even a tattoo.

  6. square-one-chill your flag
    Posted May 19, 2005 at 8:12 am | Permalink

    Is THAT why you found it unsettling? Because of the opium pipe and the tattoo? Maybe I’m missing something, but this girl seems a lot like a….guy. I found it unsettling because it’s a really hot girl…who’s a guy. Am I wrong? Is that not, in fact, a guy?

    I am not upset by the pipe or the tattoo. I rather like it. I am upset by the cheekbones, the forehead, and the eyes, all of which say “Hi….I’m a man”. I find this particularly disturbing when juxtaposed with the smooth belly, perfect boobs, and perfect skin, all of which scream….”I am a girl…and a pretty damned hot one”.

    Please let me know if Bai Ling is a guy. This seems to me to be a rather salient issue.

  7. old john your flag
    Posted May 19, 2005 at 9:38 am | Permalink

    According to what has been written Bai Ling is bi-sexual and has had numerous affairs with men and women. Hopefully that answers our questions!

  8. Posted May 19, 2005 at 10:39 am | Permalink

    That just raises more questions! I will really have to begin conducting my cultural research into this issue very soon, in the spirit of academic investigation and inquiry.

  9. Ray your flag
    Posted May 19, 2005 at 11:56 am | Permalink

    “According to what has been written Bai Ling is bi-sexual and has had numerous affairs with men and women. Hopefully that answers our questions!”

    Hubba hubba…

  10. square-one-chill your flag
    Posted May 19, 2005 at 2:28 pm | Permalink

    That really doesn’t answer anything. Look at her hands….

  11. Ray your flag
    Posted May 19, 2005 at 2:53 pm | Permalink

    Eh, I don’t know man, she looks fine to me.

  12. Ray your flag
    Posted May 19, 2005 at 2:58 pm | Permalink

    Ann Coulter - THAT is a man.

  13. Posted May 19, 2005 at 3:12 pm | Permalink

    Ann Coulter - THAT is a man.

    Indeed.

  14. square-one-chill your flag
    Posted May 19, 2005 at 6:08 pm | Permalink

    Ray…

    You may be right….Might be a case of once-bitten twice-shy with me…

    In that case, I’m down with some Bai Ling. And some Ann Coulter. And, I might add, some Michelle Malkin….awww yeah….

  15. old john your flag
    Posted May 19, 2005 at 6:30 pm | Permalink

    In an interview in the New York Daily News (5-19-04) Bai Ling said:

    “I love beautiful women. They’re more subtle and caring, When you fall in love with a man or a woman you’re lucky. Gender is not a problem for me. Since I’ve been in the United States, many women have approached me - I don’t know why. I have a wild side. I’ve gone past my fear and have gone forward to feel and have experiences with women. But I always tell them I prefer men. I have a man whom I love now. I have a woman now that I have a close relationship with also.”

  16. snow your flag
    Posted May 19, 2005 at 6:50 pm | Permalink

    Thank you, Marmot. Things can’t always be serious and doom and gloom. Nothing like some erotica to keep the site lively. Unfortunately I always view the site at work, so have to wait until I get home for this one.

  17. hardyandtiny your flag
    Posted May 19, 2005 at 7:49 pm | Permalink

    If Big Hominid keeps walking up Namsan he’s going to look just like that.

  18. Posted May 19, 2005 at 9:39 pm | Permalink

    Why Star Wars Sucks !

    There many reasons why Star Wars sucks, but at present the most compelling is Bai Ling pictured at right. There is some dispute over when and why the Korean hottie was axed from the lastest Star Wars debacle but little that she is deserving of being f…

  19. slim your flag
    Posted May 19, 2005 at 11:02 pm | Permalink

    I’m finding it hard to quibble about Bai Ling because I’m mainly just glad that the Marmot has got his “porn mojo” back.

  20. Posted May 19, 2005 at 11:37 pm | Permalink

    Libertine:

    Holy smokes!

    Marmot:

    I appreciate your concern about the “Orientalism” of the pictures, but all the same, something about the picture with the fishnets and the pipe….

  21. Posted May 19, 2005 at 11:41 pm | Permalink

    …Actually, the pic reminded me of the “Shanghai Lil” number from the Jimmy Cagney musical Footlight Parade, but the uncensored version….

  22. Ray your flag
    Posted May 20, 2005 at 5:29 am | Permalink

    Woops…that trackback from Cranial Cavity - Bai Ling is Chinese (not Korean) if I’m not mistaken…

  23. Posted May 20, 2005 at 5:45 am | Permalink

    Regarding the Cranial Cavity trackback, it turns out the “f…” at the end is the word “featured.” (That is a “NOT WORK SAFE” trackback, by the way….)

  24. Posted May 20, 2005 at 6:43 am | Permalink

    And Libertine, the author to whose work you linked appears to be a rather creative member of the Writers Guild of America.

  25. Posted May 20, 2005 at 6:48 am | Permalink

    (You have to read past the first letter to get it….)

  26. Posted May 20, 2005 at 5:47 pm | Permalink

    The makeup, hairstyles, props, and background scenery in these photos epitomize the elegant, exotic Asian ho of decades past…very talented and artistic….

  27. Posted October 5, 2005 at 2:42 am | Permalink

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  28. Posted October 29, 2005 at 3:12 pm | Permalink

    foot worship domination

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  29. railwaycharm your flag
    Posted May 19, 2006 at 4:24 am | Permalink

    Not SFO airport safe, will report back later. Thank you Mr Marmot, you are a true cultrual treasure. Long live the Marmot!

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