Chinese men hang low, says study

A study by the Urology Centre at the Union Hospital, Hong Kong revealed that Chinese men compare favorably with Western men where it counts.

30 Comments

  1. dogbert your flag
    Posted April 26, 2005 at 6:01 pm | Permalink

    I’ll believe it when I see it!

    Uhm…on second thought, I’ll take their word for it.

  2. kimberly your flag
    Posted April 26, 2005 at 6:57 pm | Permalink

    Since when did the flaccid penis count for anything?

  3. steve your flag
    Posted April 26, 2005 at 7:35 pm | Permalink

    Maybe they are showers and not growers.

  4. Posted April 26, 2005 at 7:47 pm | Permalink

    Urology Centre at the Hong Kong Union Hospital? I think the Chinese have a vested interest in this study. The juicy girls of Itaewon should be chartered to render a second opinion.

  5. Posted April 26, 2005 at 8:35 pm | Permalink

    Blah Yahoo HK is reporting old news, Simon already mentioned this via SCMP last week.

    Oh for those interested, the SCMP had slightly more information on the topic, I’ll post the little snippet here.

    So for those in Korea, now you know your competition. 8 cm’s. It’s a shame that they didn’t have the average measurement for Japanese males, then we could settle the whole NE Asian dick measuring contest right here right now.

  6. Posted April 26, 2005 at 8:37 pm | Permalink

    Whoops apparently I screwed up the html. I really kind of miss the preview feature for comments now Marmot, anyway to resurrect it?

    The snippet is as follows, without attempting any fancy block quotes.

    Funded by the Chinese University, Dr Chan’s team recruited 148 volunteers - all ethnic Chinese in Hong Kong - and sized them up. “We basically used a ruler, a flexible one, and pressed it against the pubic bone then measured down to the tip of the penis.” They found that in a warm and comfortable environment, the average Hong Kong man’s member measured 8.46cm, with a mid-shaft circumference of 8.26cm in its “resting state”.

    This compared favourably with results from studies overseas, which found German men were on average about 8.6cm in length, Israelis 8.3cm, South Koreans 8cm, Turks 7.8cm, and Filipinos 7.35cm. Italians were biggest, at 9cm, followed by Americans at 8.8cm.

    The team had tried to measure the size of the subjects’ erections, but found they tended to deflate when the ruler came out. [Ed. - The use of female nurses could have helped.

    Allowing the subjects to measure their own erection was not an option. “Definitely not. Otherwise the data would definitely be incorrect - they would be excessively large,” Dr Chan said. However, he said literature indicated that stretching the flaccid member could deliver a good estimate of erect length. “We stretched the penis to its maximum, but not to a point where it was painful.” It yielded an average size of 10.55cm.

  7. Sa Hwa Dong your flag
    Posted April 26, 2005 at 9:00 pm | Permalink

    Didn’t Hong Kong men come in last place in Asia, for sexual longevity measured in minutes? Hong Kong men tend to prematurely ejaculate only after about 5 minutes - one of the lowest in Asia. I read that study few years back in Times Asia or Asiaweek. The tops in Asia, are Korean men.

  8. slim your flag
    Posted April 26, 2005 at 9:10 pm | Permalink

    I can see the Roh administration launching a Penis Enlarger 2010 Project. (Slogan: “From the Nub of Asia to the Knob of Asia: 10 cm by 2010″)

  9. Iceberg your flag
    Posted April 26, 2005 at 9:15 pm | Permalink

    Not the “Hung of Asia”?

  10. Sa Hwa Dong your flag
    Posted April 26, 2005 at 9:16 pm | Permalink

    Why stop at 10cm? Let’s shoot for 12in - a foot long submarine sandwich! Everyone whip out their tools and let’s measure who’s got the biggest dong.

  11. Hedgehog your flag
    Posted April 26, 2005 at 9:18 pm | Permalink

    Sa Hwa Dong,

    I think everyone knows the answer to that one: me.

  12. Posted April 26, 2005 at 9:53 pm | Permalink

    . . . note to myself: do not talk about anybody’s penis today.

  13. Posted April 26, 2005 at 9:59 pm | Permalink

    Ah… What Kimberly said!

  14. Posted April 26, 2005 at 10:12 pm | Permalink

    Sounds like state-run Chinese propaganda. As Eddie Murphy once said, there’s a biological reason why african-americans and chinese walk differently.

  15. Daehanpoop your flag
    Posted April 26, 2005 at 10:42 pm | Permalink

    “The study did not measure the penises when they were erect. ” So its measureing limp dicks? Um… So I guess chinese shoud feel proud about that. Kinds seems poinless to me. No pun intended.

  16. baduk your flag
    Posted April 26, 2005 at 10:55 pm | Permalink

    I wonder why women never engage in this type of contest. Why don’t they mention how “tight” theirs are? Or, how lubricated when excited? Or, how theirs grab men’s organs in most exciting way. I read from a Korean women’s magazine that, sexually speaking, the Monkey Grip type is the best kind of female organ(I am a male but I do collect information from various sources).

  17. Iceberg your flag
    Posted April 27, 2005 at 12:11 am | Permalink

    White supremacist gloating? Are you saying whites have got big heads? hyuk hyuk hyuk

  18. Ray your flag
    Posted April 27, 2005 at 1:10 am | Permalink

    Blah… flaccid tallywhackers? This study is moot. Different guys’ weiners of different races are different sizes at different times when not erect. Like, for example, this one girl told me that black guys are only assumed to have the biggest dicks over white guys is ’cause black guys are still large when they’re soft, but don’t grow much when erect, as compared to white guys.

    Christ, I can’t believe what I’m fucking talking about. Haha.

  19. slim your flag
    Posted April 27, 2005 at 3:09 am | Permalink

    I picked a bad day to recommend to grad students reading the Marmot for serious geo/political discussions on Korea.

  20. Huang Wei Lo your flag
    Posted April 27, 2005 at 3:20 am | Permalink

    That’s why they call me Huang Wei Lo.

  21. Rottweiler your flag
    Posted April 27, 2005 at 10:02 am | Permalink

    “Although measurements of testis size by orchidometry in living subjects are difficult to standardize, they suggest smaller testes in Japanese and Korean men than in Caucasians. Weighing at autopsy is more accurate and showed that the size was twofold lower in two Chinese samples compared with a Danish sample. Differences in body size make only a slight contribution to these values.” (Diamond, JM (1986) Variation in human testis size. Nature (London) 320: 488)

  22. Posted April 27, 2005 at 11:11 am | Permalink

    rottweiler wrote:
    Although measurements of testis size by orchidometry in living subjects are difficult to standardize, they suggest smaller testes in Japanese and Korean men than in Caucasians.
    rottweiler, aren’t the testes the balls, the cojones? i though this article was comparing penis sizes.

    god, i can’t believe i’m participating in THIS thread. let’s go back to discussing sidewalk pizza.

  23. Rottweiler your flag
    Posted April 27, 2005 at 11:23 am | Permalink

    big balls partner for big dick

  24. gbnhj your flag
    Posted April 27, 2005 at 11:35 am | Permalink

    Allowing the subjects to measure their own erection was not an option. ?€œDefinitely not. Otherwise the data would definitely be incorrect - they would be excessively large,?€? Dr Chan said.

    Yes, it would be self-inflated…

  25. jyc your flag
    Posted April 27, 2005 at 11:42 am | Permalink

    Didn’t it occur to you that posting this was practically an invitation for white supremacist gloating?

  26. Homo Erectus your flag
    Posted April 27, 2005 at 2:25 pm | Permalink

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  27. Posted April 27, 2005 at 3:27 pm | Permalink

    I would just like to mention that, of course, my penis is 3 metres taller than the Arch de Triomphe in Paris when fully erect.

  28. Homo Erectus your flag
    Posted April 27, 2005 at 3:56 pm | Permalink

    I bet it’s the same shape too, right Kim?

  29. KrZ your flag
    Posted April 27, 2005 at 11:29 pm | Permalink

    Stop behaving like monkeys and start thinking. Obsession over breeding tools is so ape-like.

  30. Mac Pac your flag
    Posted April 28, 2005 at 4:34 am | Permalink

    Rice-dick will never measure up to my Iowa corn-fed pecker.

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