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KIM JONG-IL AGREES TO GIVE UP NUKES IN EXCHANGE FOR ANGELINA JOLIE

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  1. Posted April 15, 2005 at 4:37 pm | Permalink

    Huh, and all this time I thought he liked Madeleine Albright!

  2. Geronimo your flag
    Posted April 15, 2005 at 4:49 pm | Permalink

    Those would be some twisted looking kids. Hopefully, they’d look like, and act like, their mother. :-)

  3. LiNK seoul your flag
    Posted April 15, 2005 at 5:20 pm | Permalink

    I apologize if this is not the appropriate way to leave this information but I couldn’t seem to find an email address to send to.

    FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
    April 14, 2005

    Like me, you could…be unfortunate enough to stumble upon a silent war. The trouble is that once you see it, you can’t unsee it. And once you’ve seen it, keeping quiet, saying nothing, becomes as political an act as speaking out. Either way, you’re accountable.”
    - Arundhati Roy

    Ewha Dream and LiNK Seoul present …
    North Korean Human Rights Awareness Day @ Ewha University Student Union Building
    Monday, April 18, 2005. 10-5pm. ?橫Seoul Train?? screening and QA at 5pm.
    Open to the public

    Ewha Dream (Ewha University’s Student Coucil) and LiNK (Liberty in North Korea) are teaming up to equip and empower the next generation of leaders with the truth about North Korean human rights.

    This is the first time a Korean university is co-sponsoring this kind of event, one that will be held in conjunction with similar events around the world.

    As part of a project to promote student social advocacy and awareness, Ewha Dream is hosting a three-day event commemorating the 25th anniversary of the April 19th Student Uprising with the first day dedicated to the plight of the North Korean people.

    The event will feature rare glimpses of the traveling North Korean Genocide Photo Exhibit and a must-see screening of the award-winning documentary about North Korean refugees in China, ??Seoul Train.?? After the screening, hear the testimonies of women defectors in person in a QA session.

    LiNK is a non-profit, non-partisan, non-ethnic and non-religious group formed to educate the world about North Korea, advocate human rights, political and religious freedom, and humanitarian aid.

    Information about LiNK and various NGOs will be available all day.

    For more information contact LiNKseoul@gmail.com
    Diana Sur 010-6361-2284 (LiNK)
    Eileen Choi 013-0270-5258 (LiNK)
    Hyo-Eun Yang 010-2499-03499 (Ewha Dream)
    Korean-English translators will be available

  4. Posted April 15, 2005 at 6:28 pm | Permalink

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  5. slim your flag
    Posted April 15, 2005 at 8:42 pm | Permalink

    Would Arundhati Roy actually approve of a forum highlighting North Korea’s human rights situation?

  6. Posted April 16, 2005 at 3:37 pm | Permalink

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  7. Posted April 16, 2005 at 4:18 pm | Permalink

    What about the cunnilingus?

  8. Posted April 16, 2005 at 4:30 pm | Permalink

    huh? what? who’s doing cunnilingus where and with whom and with the what now?

  9. Posted April 16, 2005 at 5:38 pm | Permalink

    LOL

  10. Iceberg your flag
    Posted April 16, 2005 at 6:09 pm | Permalink

    Nora,

    I’m not sure WHO is doing it, but I think I can tell you WHERE it’s taking place…hehehe…

  11. Iceberg your flag
    Posted April 16, 2005 at 6:10 pm | Permalink

    On that note, I think I hear a beer calling me…

  12. Posted April 17, 2005 at 12:54 am | Permalink

    http://www.yhchang.com/CUNNILI.....KOREA.html
    *That* cunnilingus, of course.

  13. Posted April 17, 2005 at 1:00 am | Permalink

    The DPRK strenuously repudiates the lies regarding cunnilingus in the DPRK which have been spread by the imperialist aggressors and their puppets. We are proud to say to say there is absolutely no cunnilingus in the DPRK, and that the forward movement of the people’s revolution has crushed all treacherous attempts to infiltrate cunnilingus into the DPRK.

  14. Posted April 17, 2005 at 1:20 am | Permalink

    chris wrote:
    http://www.yhchang.com/CUNNILI.....KOREA.html
    *That* cunnilingus, of course.
    i forgot about this. i’ve seen it before and it always cracks me up. it elicits other thoughts, too, but i’m not in a sharing mood. suffice it to say this bourgeois female has been liberated, but not by a north korean male.

  15. Posted April 17, 2005 at 1:26 am | Permalink

    kim jong-il wrote:
    The DPRK strenuously repudiates the lies regarding cunnilingus in the DPRK which have been spread by the imperialist aggressors and their puppets. We are proud to say to say there is absolutely no cunnilingus in the DPRK, and that the forward movement of the people??s revolution has crushed all treacherous attempts to infiltrate cunnilingus into the DPRK.
    face facts, jong-il babe, you can’t stop the flow of cunnilingus. it happens under the table, it sneaks up on you, it sometimes comes in through the back door. up above, it looks like everything is normal, but down below something is happening.

    you can’t stop it. embrace it and you can stop singing ‘i’m so ronery.’

    now drop and give me twenty!

  16. Posted April 17, 2005 at 2:20 am | Permalink

    I’m so ronery,
    I’m so ronery, so ronely,
    and sadry arone….

  17. Ray your flag
    Posted April 17, 2005 at 6:23 pm | Permalink

    Post your address, Nora. You’ll be liberated all over again… (*^_^*)

  18. Posted April 17, 2005 at 7:20 pm | Permalink

    Post your address, Nora. You??ll be liberated all over again?? (*^_^*)
    great, my mom was right… this is what i get for talking about sex on the internet.

  19. Posted April 17, 2005 at 8:41 pm | Permalink

    Wait a second…. If we can’t even get the Canadians to let us shoot down North Korean missiles in their airspace, how the Hell are we going to get them to trade Jolie for loose nukes?

  20. Ray your flag
    Posted April 18, 2005 at 4:01 am | Permalink

    “great, my mom was right??? this is what i get for talking about sex on the internet.”

    LOL… I couldn’t resist, because it’s hilarious. I giggled when I clicked “Submit Comment”.

  21. baduk your flag
    Posted April 18, 2005 at 4:33 am | Permalink

    “I??m so ronery,
    I??m so ronery, so ronely,
    and sadry arone??.”

    The Japanese are responsible for this. These Jap English teachers of yore taught Korean about wrong English pronounciation.

    ?????=more
    ??????? =truck
    ?????? =taxi
    ..

    Some Korean soap opera had a line, “???????? ????????”. I thought there was a character in the drama with the name, Hani. They were mispronouncing “honey”. Margaret Cho’s famous line about her mother calling her with a Korean name, “???”.

    ????? ?????
    ???? ?????..

  22. Michael your flag
    Posted April 18, 2005 at 10:30 am | Permalink

    Kim Jong-ill: “All your babes are belong to us.”

  23. Geronimo your flag
    Posted April 18, 2005 at 11:13 am | Permalink

    Baduk…now you’re saying problems Koreans have with pronounciation are because of Japan? Wow! They really are a popular scapegoat. Trust me, I’ve taught plenty of Koreans that never had any Japanese teacher of ‘yore’….it’s more that the Korean language has “??”. which is neither an “r” or an “l” exactly. For some Koreans, it’s a problem. For others, it’s not and they easily overcome it. You should listen to me trying to pronounce Korean words with “???” in them. It’s an understandable problem in learning a new language…you don’t need to blame it on Japan…(the Adam Syndrome at work).
    Baduk: “The Japanese are responsible for this. These Jap English teachers of yore taught Korean about wrong English pronounciation.”
    c’mon…

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