Feed him to the chickens!

It would have never occured to me to dispose of a body like this, but then again, I’ve never been trained by the Mossad:

Sisa Journal quoted a former agent who allegedly led the team at the time as saying that his team abducted Kim Hyung-wook, who was then chief of the Korea Central Intelligence Agency (KCIA), at a restaurant near a casino in downtown Paris on Oct. 7, 1979.

“We were waiting at the entrance of the restaurant at a time when Kim was supposed to meet a South Korean actress and succeeded in kidnapping him by disguising ourselves as a guide sent by the actress,” the man, identified only by his family name Lee, told the magazine.

“We then anesthetized him inside a Cadillac and pushed his body into a grinder at a chicken farm located 4 kilometers northwest of Paris at about 11 p.m., to feed chickens.”

That’s got to violate French agricultural regulations somewhere.

19 Comments

  1. Cluckster your flag
    Posted April 11, 2005 at 11:44 pm | Permalink

    Colonel Sander’s Original Recipe

  2. Pyotr your flag
    Posted April 11, 2005 at 11:50 pm | Permalink

    From the article:

    “Lee said he killed Kim in a team with an agent called Kwak, who was sent to Israel’s Mossad intelligence agency and trained to be a special assassin.”

    So why didn’t they take him to a duck farm, then? I small a conspiracy…

  3. Posted April 12, 2005 at 1:54 am | Permalink

    You stole my story! ;) Always blog when the news is news and don’t save it for the next day…
    Here’s the original Sisa Journal story in Korean.
    Mr Yi tells in the interview that he felt like an executioner at the gallows when they went to the grinder at the chicken farm: he (Kim Hyeong-uk) had to disappear for the country (kukka) and the nation (minjok), so there could be no sentimentality. “Only that according to the principles in our circles, the one who ends his days in that way should go as painlessly as possible. So we put him head first [in the grinder].”

  4. Posted April 12, 2005 at 3:34 am | Permalink

    That’s how mad cow disease got started…

  5. Pyotr your flag
    Posted April 12, 2005 at 4:13 am | Permalink

    So what - now we’re looking at an outbreak of mad CIA-Chief disease?

  6. locust your flag
    Posted April 12, 2005 at 4:37 am | Permalink

    usinkorea…

    I had the same thoughts when I first read this…

  7. Iceberg your flag
    Posted April 12, 2005 at 5:31 am | Permalink

    I hope the chickens didn’t choke…

  8. Posted April 12, 2005 at 7:28 am | Permalink

    Chokin’ the chicken? uh… not exactly what I was thinking when I first read this….

  9. Posted April 12, 2005 at 7:44 am | Permalink

    Soyalent Green. North Korean chicken flu. Coincidence? I think not.

  10. dogbert your flag
    Posted April 12, 2005 at 11:03 am | Permalink

    Perhaps the Coen Brothers should pay royalties based on their earnings from “Fargo”.

  11. snow your flag
    Posted April 12, 2005 at 5:19 pm | Permalink

    Definitely distasteful way to murder someone. And I just realized that it was the KCIA that may have done it, here I was assuming it was the usual North Korean tactics. Well, I don’t think there can be any doubt in anyone’s mind as to the nastiness of the South’s dictators, though they never reached the same scale of foulness as that of Dear Father and Dear Leader KIS and KJI.

  12. Pyotr your flag
    Posted April 12, 2005 at 5:55 pm | Permalink

    “Definitely distasteful way to murder someone. And I just realized that it was the KCIA that may have done it, here I was assuming it was the usual North Korean tactics. Well, I don??t think there can be any doubt in anyone??s mind as to the nastiness of the South??s dictators, though they never reached the same scale of foulness as that of Dear Father and Dear Leader KIS and KJI.”

    Just remember, they took Spymince 101 at Mossad Tech, not Ehwa…

  13. Iceberg your flag
    Posted April 12, 2005 at 9:16 pm | Permalink

    What exactly IS a tasteful way to murder someone?

  14. DS your flag
    Posted April 14, 2005 at 9:23 pm | Permalink

    hmmm…I’d be curious to know if the executioners may still be criminally liable for murder in France. There isn’t usually a statute of limitations on such capital crimes….

  15. x7c00 your flag
    Posted April 17, 2005 at 2:06 pm | Permalink

    Flesh eating chickens??? Am I the only reader who hasn’t heard of such creatures??
    I had a friend who use to poach deer and sell them to mink farms in his native Michigan. The mink farms, he said, had huge grinders that could swallow deer, horses, etc. The nasty, vicious mink will eat anything. There were many rumors involving the mafia - but no convictions.

    Regards,

    Th

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