This is one VERY screwed up white boy.
Police say Michael Lohman, a 28-year-old Princeton grad student admitted to them that he would fill small, plastic bottles with his own urine or semen and then spray it on unsuspecting women or pour the bodily fluids into their beverages when they weren’t looking.
Det. Sgt. Ernie Silagy, Princeton Township Police: “He would walk up, he’d put the bodily fluids into the drink and then he would walk away and observe then drinking it. He put the bodily fluids in the drinks at Fine Hall Library.”
Police caught up with Lohman after he was caught in the act cutting the hair off an Asian student while riding the campus shuttle.
Lt. Dennis McManimon, Princetown Borough Police: “She thought something had happened. She wasn’t sure but she thought the guy had hit her in the head or done something to her, so she saw where he got dropped off.”
During a search of Lohman’s home police found containers filled with urine, as well as stolen underwear and gloves that were stuffed with human hair - all being used for sexual self-gratification.
Police say Lohman told them he targeted only Asian females. His wife - also of Asian descent - hid her face when leaving their apartment with his parents this afternoon. They didn’t want to say anything, but Princeton University administrators tell us Michael Lohman is being evaluated by a mental institution, and students should feel safe that he’s been arrested.
(Hat tip to commentor Jing, who correctly pointed out that this would be better categorized as a “Stupid Native Trick”)
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Does Natalie Portman still go to Princeton? I’d sure like a lock of her hair in my glove.
“Love Story at Princeton”
Penn rocks. Puck Frinceton.
Portman went to Harvard, Thorin.
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Waiting patiently for the follow-up story and punch lines.
Interesting yet weird news…but, why is this news on your blog? Was he a former English teacher in Korea or something?
Interesting yet weird news??but, why is this news on your blog? Was he a former English teacher in Korea or something?
Nope, although I wouldn’t be surprised to see him here teaching one day after he gets out of the pen. Anyway, one of the commentors here left it for me, and I thought it was just too fucked up a story to pass up. However, now that you mention it, Jake, two American English teachers got busted today teaching on fake degrees. One was a high-school drop out. Amazing. Anyway, the media was all over it. As shall I, because one can never get enough “Stupid Foreigner Tricks.”
(Interesting yet weird news???but, why is this news on your blog? Was he a former English teacher in Korea or something?
Nope, although I wouldn??t be surprised to see him here teaching one day after he gets out of the pen.)
Odd - I’d thought, what with his skill at casting effluents, that he might get a job in journalism here.
Just an idea: why not stop the slagging?
Good-to-know tidbit. Thanks for posting it, even though your efforts are probably not appreciated by your major reader demographic.
There’s actually a fair number of sicko/psycho/stalker stories in the U.S. like this… reported in local media, but not picked up by the national broadcasts.
The case of Lili Wang comes to mind.
http://www.ncsu.edu/news/daily.....1702.htm#1
poor kid.
They have more stuff on this on metafilter.
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