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Phallic Hyori

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22 Comments

  1. Posted March 25, 2005 at 3:08 am | Permalink

    wait, so that’s supposed to be LIPSTICK?!! What are they thinking?

  2. Posted March 25, 2005 at 3:25 am | Permalink

    Apply it!!!!

  3. Gravatar Iceberg your flag
    Posted March 25, 2005 at 5:38 am | Permalink

    I’d personally like to see a little pink around Hyolee’s lips.

  4. Gravatar Iceberg your flag
    Posted March 25, 2005 at 5:41 am | Permalink

    Waiting for the new Lee Hyolee line of pearl necklaces.

  5. Gravatar hyundai your flag
    Posted March 25, 2005 at 6:20 am | Permalink

    She grabs at it the right way. She is a pro.

    Watch out for the milk. She may have to wash her face all over again.

  6. Posted March 25, 2005 at 6:22 am | Permalink

    Good lord — she has two of those things!

  7. Gravatar hyundai your flag
    Posted March 25, 2005 at 6:29 am | Permalink

    You need two. As most people here knows, those things do lose their stiffness without warning.

    Having an extra on the side is prudent.

    Japan should be so wise; it is losing its friends quickly.

  8. Posted March 25, 2005 at 7:44 am | Permalink

    I know why she’s smiling…….

  9. Posted March 25, 2005 at 8:07 am | Permalink

    You need two. As most people here knows, those things do lose their stiffness without warning.

    Yours maybe…

  10. Posted March 25, 2005 at 8:46 am | Permalink

    ha!

  11. Gravatar Michael your flag
    Posted March 25, 2005 at 8:49 am | Permalink

    Nice. Less islets and more eye candy, please, sir!

  12. Posted March 25, 2005 at 6:02 pm | Permalink

    Hey, seriously though… those are drumsticks of some kind, right? That’s what I thought when I saw the pic.

  13. Gravatar takeshima your flag
    Posted March 25, 2005 at 7:19 pm | Permalink

    She has a really long torso, and short stubby legs. Actually, you have to wonder why the korean star-makers chose her. I am sure there are lots of others that paid their dues on the “casting couch”.

    Yes, lots of old fat balding men “wouldnt kick her out of bed”. But she still has a really long torso, so that makes her really strange looking. She is better looking then that namja-crossdresser, but not much.

  14. Gravatar Iceberg your flag
    Posted March 25, 2005 at 10:02 pm | Permalink

    Takeshima…sorry man, but what are you smoking?

  15. Gravatar robertneff103 your flag
    Posted March 25, 2005 at 10:05 pm | Permalink

    uh……Hyundai……I …uh…, just wrote that post about remembering the granny panties…., uh…, what pharmacy sells that wonder drug?

  16. Gravatar Iceberg your flag
    Posted March 26, 2005 at 12:03 am | Permalink

    You know, what’s actually worth noting is that, of all the dozens of photos that I’m sure were taken at that news conference, an editor of a “legitimate” (sorry Marmot) Korean newspaper/website chose to run this one (and had it cropped to eliminate any sort of contextual background). Quite similar to the shots of Maria Sharapova’s panties that are printed in other “legitimate” Korean newspapers on a nearly daily basis. Photo journalism at its finest.

    (Not that I’m complaining).

  17. Gravatar mizarv your flag
    Posted March 26, 2005 at 12:09 am | Permalink

    Yawn…Hyolee makes me sleepy…

  18. Gravatar gbnhj your flag
    Posted March 26, 2005 at 8:00 am | Permalink

    This could just be a cracking game of ??????…

  19. Posted March 26, 2005 at 6:17 pm | Permalink

    –Maria Sharapova??s panties–

    Wha…?

    Sorry, I was distracted.

    As for the girl, she’s cute and has nice cleavage, but the question of what she’s holding is silly. “Long as my arm, but slim as my pencil” seems like an odd catch phrase.

    They look like drumsticks more than toy penis friends…

  20. Gravatar SamHam your flag
    Posted March 27, 2005 at 2:51 pm | Permalink

    This could just be a cracking game of ????????

    classic

  21. Posted August 11, 2005 at 10:13 am | Permalink

    Starsplash

    Put the phallus down!

  22. Posted October 18, 2005 at 2:13 pm | Permalink

    japanese schoolgirl bondage

    Put the phallus down!

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