Put the phallus down!

by Robert Koehler on March 25, 2005

Phallic Hyori

Don’t ask me. Read it at the Chosun.

{ 22 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Adamu March 25, 2005 at 3:08 am: wait, so that’s supposed to be LIPSTICK?!! What are they thinking?
2 Younghusband March 25, 2005 at 3:25 am: Apply it!!!!
3 Iceberg March 25, 2005 at 5:38 am: I’d personally like to see a little pink around Hyolee’s lips.
4 Iceberg March 25, 2005 at 5:41 am: Waiting for the new Lee Hyolee line of pearl necklaces.
5 hyundai March 25, 2005 at 6:20 am: She grabs at it the right way. She is a pro.

Watch out for the milk. She may have to wash her face all over again.
6 Horace Jeffery Hodges March 25, 2005 at 6:22 am: Good lord — she has two of those things!
7 hyundai March 25, 2005 at 6:29 am: You need two. As most people here knows, those things do lose their stiffness without warning.

Having an extra on the side is prudent.

Japan should be so wise; it is losing its friends quickly.
8 usinkorea March 25, 2005 at 7:44 am: I know why she’s smiling…….
9 Plunge March 25, 2005 at 8:07 am: You need two. As most people here knows, those things do lose their stiffness without warning.

Yours maybe…
10 Plunge March 25, 2005 at 8:46 am: ha!
11 Michael March 25, 2005 at 8:49 am: Nice. Less islets and more eye candy, please, sir!
12 gordsellar March 25, 2005 at 6:02 pm: Hey, seriously though… those are drumsticks of some kind, right? That’s what I thought when I saw the pic.
13 takeshima March 25, 2005 at 7:19 pm: She has a really long torso, and short stubby legs. Actually, you have to wonder why the korean star-makers chose her. I am sure there are lots of others that paid their dues on the “casting couch”.

Yes, lots of old fat balding men “wouldnt kick her out of bed”. But she still has a really long torso, so that makes her really strange looking. She is better looking then that namja-crossdresser, but not much.
14 Iceberg March 25, 2005 at 10:02 pm: Takeshima…sorry man, but what are you smoking?
15 robertneff103 March 25, 2005 at 10:05 pm: uh……Hyundai……I …uh…, just wrote that post about remembering the granny panties…., uh…, what pharmacy sells that wonder drug?
16 Iceberg March 26, 2005 at 12:03 am: You know, what’s actually worth noting is that, of all the dozens of photos that I’m sure were taken at that news conference, an editor of a “legitimate” (sorry Marmot) Korean newspaper/website chose to run this one (and had it cropped to eliminate any sort of contextual background). Quite similar to the shots of Maria Sharapova’s panties that are printed in other “legitimate” Korean newspapers on a nearly daily basis. Photo journalism at its finest.

(Not that I’m complaining).
17 mizarv March 26, 2005 at 12:09 am: Yawn…Hyolee makes me sleepy…
18 gbnhj March 26, 2005 at 8:00 am: This could just be a cracking game of ??????…
19 boobs March 26, 2005 at 6:17 pm: –Maria Sharapova??s panties–

Wha…?

Sorry, I was distracted.

As for the girl, she’s cute and has nice cleavage, but the question of what she’s holding is silly. “Long as my arm, but slim as my pencil” seems like an odd catch phrase.

They look like drumsticks more than toy penis friends…
20 SamHam March 27, 2005 at 2:51 pm: This could just be a cracking game of ????????

classic
21 Anja Roxin August 11, 2005 at 10:13 am: Starsplash

Put the phallus down!
22 Sara Thoresen October 18, 2005 at 2:13 pm: japanese schoolgirl bondage

Put the phallus down!