The Kyunghyang Shinmun had a women’s health piece on the problem of vaginismus that really was a useful story on a problem that can be quite debilitating for relationships. I liked the heartwarming way the piece started out, though:
Mrs. K, who met and married a Canadian hagwon English teacher. As she was raised in a Catholic home and received conservative sex education, before her marriage, she had never experienced sexual intercourse or masturbation. The first time she tried to have sex after marriage, due to involuntary spasms of the entrance to her vagina, penetration could not be achieved. To borrow Mrs. K’s words, she thought her husband’s penis was so big it was like a weapon. Yet for whatever reason, despite the failure of penetration, she became pregnant by way of extravaginal ejaculation. Mrs. K was very sensitive to pain and couldn’t deal with the labor pains, and the agony of her husband who was watching right next to her was even worse. In tears and unable to bear the torment of her husband who was imploring her to get an operation, she ultimately gave birth by cesarean section. After she gave birth and went through her lying-in period, she began treatment of her vaginal spasms. While performing vaginal expansion exercises — starting with exercises in which she placed watersoluble jelly on her little finger and inserting it in her vagina — she also performed Kegel exercises. Not long after she began these exercises, sex with her husband become possible, and she happily said she now sees her husband’s penis not as a weapon, but as love.
There you have it, a touching tale of weapons of love, courtesy the Kyunghyang Shinmun. The Korean-literate can read the rest on their own.
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You have just highlighted one reason that Oriental women are so sought after by men of every color. However, the preliminaries aren’t a luxury - they’re a necessity to avoid serious pain.
sticker giant
Zhang Fei — I’m not going to go there.
or just the “great western member” in general.
Marmot: Zhang Fei ?€“ I?€™m not going to go there.
You’re not? Sorry - I must have been reading some other article. (Heh!)
Love can overcome almost everything
And if it can’t, a little K-Y jelly is sure to do the trick.
Sorry, I just couldn’t get past the part where they put ‘Canadian’ and ‘weapon’ in the same paragraph.
Yo Catholics, its called frigity…look into it you bunch of hypocrites.
It is good to see that in addition to dry political and international issues, well-rounded Marmy also expresses great interest in women’s gynocological health matters.
Judging from the relative lack of commentary, I think its safe to say that none of the expats here suffer from the problem of Mr Big Weapon.
It is good to see that in addition to dry political and international issues, well-rounded Marmy also expresses great interest in women?€™s gynocological health matters.
Well, I like to think of myself as a man of diverse interests.
The Lost Nomad: Love can overcome almost everything
And if it can?€™t, a little K-Y jelly is sure to do the trick.
It’s not about the friction - it’s about the size of the orifice - until they’re ready, that is.
bluejives: I think its safe to say that none of the expats here suffer from the problem of Mr Big Weapon.
Q: “What’s yellow and twelve inches long?”
A: “”
“she became pregnant by way of extravaginal ejaculation”……bullshit
I would have advised the woman:
Give Loreana Bobbit of the United States a call to hack a few inches off, after that it should fit with no problem. Another option would be to take a walk in certain areas frequented by US soldiers where without a doubt a bunch of drunken, horny GIs would loosen that shit up a bit. Then she should ask the new man of her dreams which option he prefers and find out how much he really loves her.
A perfect time to add a personal story. One I am sure will be well recived since I know a few of you.
Before me and my wife got married, my mother-in-law sagagously noted for my wife “He is overweight, it means he has a small penis.” First this is funny based on the logic. How many inches am I to gain for droping say 10 pounds. Secondly, and more strikingly, my wife was put into a very uncomfortable situation where she could not say her mother was wrong, or else implicate something she shouldn’t.
bluejives: Give Loreana Bobbit of the United States a call to hack a few inches off, after that it should fit with no problem.
This is what happened: On June 23, 1993, Lorena cut off John Wayne Bobbitt’s penis with a large butcher knife, leaving a one-inch stump in it stead. Her motive: abusive behavior and unacceptable lovemaking. Lorena Bobbitt was found not guilty by reason of temporary insanity.
Now, if abusive behavior and unacceptable lovemaking were the kind of thing that caused Korean women to hack their husband’s family jewels off, a high percentage of Korean men would sit instead of stand in the men’s room. Not having Lorena Bobbitt’s way out, Korean women have had the good taste to choose foreign men as their significant others.
^ so, Zhang Foo, what’s your story? did some K-guys hand you your own ass one day for talking shit?
Drambuie_man: “How many inches am I to gain for droping say 10 pounds?”
Seriously, I think it’s about 0.5″ for 15-lbs. When I lost 50-lbs, the best part wasn’t the extra length, it was finally achieving (I guess) the steely hardness which is the one things asian men held over my western-self. Now that I’m thin and hard, asia is mine. Or something like that.
bluejives - All the asian ladies like Zhang Fei for ‘his personality’. The same way I appreciate asian women for their ‘personalities’. Bwahahahaha.
Of all the women’s health issues in the world, this is all they could come up with for their story!? I hope to God this story helped another unfortunate woman with a similarly spasmodic vagina, because I only thought “so what?” after reading the story.
touching…
‘zhang fei, what’s your story? some k guys hand you your ass one day for talking shit?’ bluejives
c’mon, bluejives, do you really think you even needed to ask? it’s so obvious.
Wow. Thus proving that even after getting married Korean girls will do anything to avoid getting laid.
Culture note: I met this Korean guy that had been dating a girl for 8 years and not slept with her. She later dumped him because he was not from a “good enough” family. He waited 8 years to sleep with her!! He promptly went addeshi style and handled his business in a house of ill repute.
Korean hypocrasy…gotta love it.
I always knew Canadians had the biggest rods. Heh, heh!