The Korean condom manufacturer Unidus made the front page of Le Monde by developing and marketing a condom designed to prolong erections through the use of an anesthetic gel. The “Long Love” brand apparently lengthens the love-making experience by a factor of three or four, which has led to equally impressive increases in Unidus’ stock prices:
The prestigious French daily Le Monde ran on its front page Tuesday a dispatch from Seoul reporting that a Korean condom firm had developed and marketed a specially designed condom for prolonging erections known as “Long Love.” In the piece entitled, “Korea Invents Condom Viagra,” the paper reported that the Long Love condom, developed by the condom firm Unidus, contained an anesthetic gel that delayed male ejaculation and prolonged sex by three or four times.
Le Monde said that because of the Long Love condom, the price of Unidus stock had skyrocketed, and quoted company president Kim Duck-sung as saying the Long Love condom was for the time being the leading product in the sector.
The piece added that Unidus, one of the world’s Top 5 condom manufacturers, was working hard to marry “enjoyment” and “protection,” and while the company had put about 50 kinds of condoms of varying shapes, colors and scents on the market, Long Love was the most creative.
Those able to read the obscure dialect in which the original piece was written (just bustin’ your horns, dda) may click here.
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From 3 to 9 or 12 minutes, then, for our average ajosshi?
Yowza! Ajummas beware!
Oh well, the boys have no excuse now.
jtb-in-texas,
your endorsement of marriage as the road toward sexual satisfaction sounds great! now can you help me lobby the state governments in texas and the rest of the usa to allow me to marry my girlfriend.
and did anyone notice that the company name ‘unidus’ (?????????) was probably a hangul word play on ‘you need us’?
I really don’t think it’s possible for 84% of Americans in committed relationships to have been faithful the whole time, divorce rates and all. People do lie on surveys.
I’m sure you’ve heard about higher red state divorce rates, etc. so let’s not assume that being a conservative church-going republican will make you better in bed.
What is all the fuss? These kind of condoms have been around for a long time. But I suppose that in good Korean form, it will be a “Korean” invention.
Married conservatives have better sex? Maybe in some twisted Ann Coulter fantasy that you have. This must be the secret that all those satisified conservative women keep to themselves. They must only talk about it in quilting bees while the menfolk are working.