The Marmot’s Hole

Y’all remember “Strawberry,” right?

For those who might not recall, Strawberry was the “porno jockey” who went to Canada to do Internet porn, becoming somewhat of a pioneer in the field before returning to Korea, where she was promptly busted by local law enforcement and forced to do community service, including work at a home for former “comfort women.”

Naturally enough, the Marmot’s Hole covered this all with religious fervor.

Anyway, Strawberry and two other former porno jockeys are now planning a “Showcase of Contrition,” prepared by iTV Korea, in which they will announce a statement apologizing for and showing reflection on their experiences abroad making illegal Internet porn. As with any good act of contrition, this will be followed by an explanation of the new fully legit adult entertainment project the girls have started up. They will also give a preview of the nude video service they’ve produced.

Personally, I can think of no better way to repent. And frankly, having seen some of the girls’ work, I couldn’t imagine how many Hail Mary’s it would take to wipe their spiritual rap sheets clean.

There will also be a public photo shoot and a debate on the possibilities of the adult entertainment business. I didn’t notice a date set, so don’t ask.