Harisu Becomes a Sex Counselor

by Robert Koehler on June 15, 2004

in Korean Tabloid Crap

If it’s in the Sports Chosun, it must be true!

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1 Noh Hu Moon June 15, 2004 at 10:28 pm

Dear Hari,
I’m an aspiring ‘talent’ as well, I am just curious if you just sucked your way to the top, or did you let them put it in your ’secret’ spot as well? err..you have a ’secret’ spot don’t you?
Your friend,
Tight Spot in Training

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2 Zdunk June 15, 2004 at 10:53 pm

Typical HariSu counseling scenarios:

#1
“My god, my girlfriend just never wants to have sex as much as me! I think I’m good, but still she makes excuses…sometimes I think she just has a low sex drive. HariSu, what should I do?”

HARISU – “You must have your penis cut off and become a woman”.

#2
“My boyfriend is pushing me to have sex, but it is only 3 weeks and I’m worried he won’t respect me if I give in too soon. HariSu, what is a proper time for a girl to allow sex?”

HARISU – “You must persuade him to have his penis cut off and become a woman”.

Yaahh! Harisu giving sex counseling! The fucked-up leading the fucked-up! The blind leading the blind!

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