Cute E-mail

Just got this e-mail today — usually, I wouldn’t print something like this, but I’m in a bit of a silly mood today, so I beg your forgiveness. Besides, whoever it was took the time to drop me a line, so I might as grant him or her a brief audience for his or her views:

shhessh another white guy teaching in korea

Roll eyes another white guy in korea

Let me guess u like asian women and just SOOO happen to marry a korean girl. go figure on that.

BTW zen buddhism is NOT A religion..sheeesh white guys and their knowledge of asians.

– livercp@yahoo.com

Jeez… I almost feel bad having to tell the poor guy that my wife isn’t Korean. Yeah, I know, all you guys look the same, but you would have thought her name (as is clearly written on her photos) was a dead give-away. But hey, I guess white guys aren’t the only ones deficient in their knowledge of Asians (whatever the hell that means).

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22 Comments

  1. Gravatar Zdunk your flag
    Posted March 9, 2004 at 8:21 pm | Permalink

    Roll eyes - another bitter kyopo male bigot

    Let me guess, women of all races won’t give you the time of day

    you looked around this blog, and sneer about the marmot’s knowledge of asia? THIS BLOG? over some triviality about whether religion needs a god, or can just be defined as a life philosophy?

    you should be ashamed of yourself, both for your racism and idiocy, livercp

  2. Gravatar madne0 your flag
    Posted March 9, 2004 at 9:16 pm | Permalink

    Jeez, i only got a 7/20 in that test.

  3. Gravatar madne0 your flag
    Posted March 9, 2004 at 9:16 pm | Permalink

    7/18 i mean

  4. Posted March 9, 2004 at 10:09 pm | Permalink

    7/18? Don’t feel so bad — my wife scored 5/18, and she could have sworn 2 or 3 of them were Mongolian.

  5. Posted March 9, 2004 at 10:14 pm | Permalink

    Myself and my wife (korean) did that test about a year ago. I got a 5 and she got a 6.

  6. Posted March 9, 2004 at 10:54 pm | Permalink

    heh. i didn’t check how many i got right–i only saw the “very bad: obviously you can’t tell the difference.”

    zen buddhism is not a religion. hum. all those bosalnims (myself included) bowing like mad at temple coulda fooled me. and those prayers to kwan seum bosal. ah, well.

  7. Posted March 9, 2004 at 11:35 pm | Permalink

    Despite my many years of Asian interest, an Asian Studies Minor, and a long time spent in the mysterious Orient… I only got a 7.

    I’m now a bitter mi gook nome.

  8. Gravatar lunachick your flag
    Posted March 10, 2004 at 12:24 am | Permalink

    Am I the only one who thinks that test is screwy.
    The impication being not that all Asians look the same, but all the ones from their respective countries should?

  9. Posted March 10, 2004 at 12:34 am | Permalink

    you could always be like Sen. Kerry and transmogrify yourself into a black man.

  10. Posted March 10, 2004 at 12:35 am | Permalink

    12/20

  11. Gravatar kimchipig your flag
    Posted March 10, 2004 at 12:54 am | Permalink

    I have been told over and over that only white people can be racist….

  12. Posted March 10, 2004 at 5:02 am | Permalink

    No one does well on that test, Asian or not. It’s possible to get all of the Coreans correct though. Just say everyone is Corean.

  13. Posted March 10, 2004 at 10:10 pm | Permalink

    No, lunachick, the implication is that in many cases (especially the “tricky” ones chosen for this test) you really cannot tell where an Asian has come from geographically. Sometimes you can tell, but this test deliberately chooses persons with features that look like other ethnicities to fool the ones who recognize the more common Asian features.

  14. Gravatar hardyandtiny your flag
    Posted March 10, 2004 at 11:45 pm | Permalink

    hey e-mail from a piece of crap, amazing.

  15. Gravatar Tom your flag
    Posted March 11, 2004 at 2:07 am | Permalink

    Man… its all these comments made me second guess too much. If I had gone with my first guess each time I would have gotten 8 or 9. Instead I got 6/18. My roommate got 7. (We’re both white)

  16. Gravatar Annalucia your flag
    Posted March 11, 2004 at 4:56 am | Permalink

    I got 9 out of 18 and a “you did OK” (pats self on back). There were a couple I would have called “Filipino” if that had been an option because it sure looked as though a couple of them had Caucasian ancestry somewhere. One of them was Japanese - wonder if she could have been part Ainu?

  17. Posted March 11, 2004 at 11:43 am | Permalink

    lunachick,
    did you even take the test? china has a very diverse population and more than likely threw a lot of people off in their answers.

  18. Posted March 11, 2004 at 11:50 am | Permalink

    “BTW zen buddhism is NOT A religion.”

    Fuck!

  19. Gravatar Anonymous your flag
    Posted March 11, 2004 at 11:59 am | Permalink

    I think I almost hyperventilated trying to find that god damn test. Who knew it would have been at the top. Doiiiii!!!! Of course I was so excited because here was my moment to shine. Unfortunately an 8 for me.
    I think I will write a complaint letter to the site saying that their standardized format is culturally biased.

    Word to the livid: Don’t hate. Participate.

    I have no idea what that last thing means. Just heard it from a goofy Korean and thought it was worth to put it on here.

  20. Gravatar sugar shin your flag
    Posted March 11, 2004 at 6:04 pm | Permalink

    As far as I know, the late founder of Hyundai Group, Chung Ju-Yung, told some non-Korean reporters “Confucianism” would be his “religion”. This is IMHO a debatable maintain. Maybe Marmot can soothe the angry Korean soul, when he changes the Japanese term “zen” into Chinese “ch?쨈an” or Korean “son” before Buddhism (though “zen” is the worldwide known term), or the best way would be to worry about nothing and ignore the ignorable.

  21. Gravatar sugar shin your flag
    Posted March 11, 2004 at 6:34 pm | Permalink

    Correction of,

    “Maybe Marmot can soothe THIS angry Korean soul…” and

    “…NOT to worry about nothing and…”

    Aigoo, I?쨈m pitching up the numbers of Marmto?쨈s comment section int orbital sphere due to my post-carelessness. Another deep bow of remore to the commander-in-chief of this place.

  22. Gravatar Ron your flag
    Posted March 19, 2004 at 1:41 am | Permalink

    I got 10.

    But then I was just clicking by instinct without looking.

    Cheers!

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