Comments on: Yeah, but can you download porn? http://www.rjkoehler.com/2003/12/06/yeah-but-can-you-download-porn/ Korea... in Blog Format Thu, 28 Aug 2008 10:00:13 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 By: John Moore (Useful Fools) http://www.rjkoehler.com/2003/12/06/yeah-but-can-you-download-porn/#comment-901 John Moore (Useful Fools) Sun, 07 Dec 2003 17:44:43 +0000 http://rjkoehler.com/?p=342#comment-901 People are always looking for data havens - where they can do their communications or put their data without fear of police intervention. Folks like mobsters, terrorists and crooks (and, of course, spammers). Looks like this is just up little Kim's alley! Perhaps North Korea will become the Democratic People's Republic of Spam! People are always looking for data havens - where they can do their communications or put their data without fear of police intervention.

Folks like mobsters, terrorists and crooks (and, of course, spammers).

Looks like this is just up little Kim’s alley!

Perhaps North Korea will become the Democratic People’s Republic of Spam!

]]> By: Charles http://www.rjkoehler.com/2003/12/06/yeah-but-can-you-download-porn/#comment-900 Charles Sun, 07 Dec 2003 17:38:22 +0000 http://rjkoehler.com/?p=342#comment-900 In a twisted way I feel sorry feel KJII. Well, he's the head guy in NK. He can do anything he wants... provided it's in NK. And what is there in NK? The cheerleaders, ok I'll give you that. But after the first 2,000, cheerleaders can get boring. He really can't watch a nice foreign flick with them. He could watch one alone sure, but not with the masses. He can't have them over for a nice French Nouvelle dinner. Think about it. There he is banging away big time and the vibrations knock his family pictures askew on the table. It happens all the time, believe me. She freaks out that the glorious leader's picture is askew. Seriously, he's ready for the money shot, and she's seriously freaking out that his hair is mussed. He can't even call it the money shot! What is the appropriate party term for money shot anyway? The guy must be bored out of his mind, desperate for a simple conversation. Let's say KJII gets stoned during dinner and says "Paltrow, she's friggin hot!" Nobody is going to know what the hell he is talking about. He can't ask if anybody if they saw the Simpsons last night. All Kim wants to do is laugh about Hommer touching the Brazilian guy's but in the conga line and the NK are all paranoid about being smoked out. The guy can't even go to Disneyland. What can a guy do in that situation? I don't know, maybe... post at Gweilo Diaries? In a twisted way I feel sorry feel KJII. Well, he’s the head guy in NK. He can do anything he wants… provided it’s in NK. And what is there in NK? The cheerleaders, ok I’ll give you that. But after the first 2,000, cheerleaders can get boring. He really can’t watch a nice foreign flick with them. He could watch one alone sure, but not with the masses. He can’t have them over for a nice French Nouvelle dinner. Think about it. There he is banging away big time and the vibrations knock his family pictures askew on the table. It happens all the time, believe me. She freaks out that the glorious leader’s picture is askew. Seriously, he’s ready for the money shot, and she’s seriously freaking out that his hair is mussed. He can’t even call it the money shot! What is the appropriate party term for money shot anyway?

The guy must be bored out of his mind, desperate for a simple conversation. Let’s say KJII gets stoned during dinner and says “Paltrow, she’s friggin hot!” Nobody is going to know what the hell he is talking about. He can’t ask if anybody if they saw the Simpsons last night. All Kim wants to do is laugh about Hommer touching the Brazilian guy’s but in the conga line and the NK are all paranoid about being smoked out. The guy can’t even go to Disneyland. What can a guy do in that situation? I don’t know, maybe… post at Gweilo Diaries?

]]> By: oranckay http://www.rjkoehler.com/2003/12/06/yeah-but-can-you-download-porn/#comment-899 oranckay Sun, 07 Dec 2003 09:46:24 +0000 http://rjkoehler.com/?p=342#comment-899 You can't even download porn in Singapore (and get away with it). I'll be KJI is also a fan of a certain Japanese model.... You can’t even download porn in Singapore (and get away with it).

I’ll be KJI is also a fan of a certain Japanese model….

]]> By: Tony http://www.rjkoehler.com/2003/12/06/yeah-but-can-you-download-porn/#comment-898 Tony Sun, 07 Dec 2003 09:17:38 +0000 http://rjkoehler.com/?p=342#comment-898 Heh, I bet pr0n is the only area where access would be unrestricted - it's Kim Jong Il we're talking about, after all. My own take is that this is more typical Communist bombast, perhaps mixed in with bad translation. Regards, Tony Heh, I bet pr0n is the only area where access would be unrestricted - it’s Kim Jong Il we’re talking about, after all. My own take is that this is more typical Communist bombast, perhaps mixed in with bad translation.

Regards,
Tony

]]> By: JDJ http://www.rjkoehler.com/2003/12/06/yeah-but-can-you-download-porn/#comment-897 JDJ Sun, 07 Dec 2003 05:17:14 +0000 http://rjkoehler.com/?p=342#comment-897 Can I get Kim Jong Ils email address? Can I get Kim Jong Ils email address?

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