The Marmot’s Hole

You gotta love a post that starts off like this:

Dear Kim Jong-il,
Since it is now firmly established that you are the chief pimp in a government of whores, you should just cut the BS and send down some of your North Korean honeys to service South Korean men in some of the ROK’s many fine room salons.

Just some money quotes. On a recent squabble between the Norks and South Korean officials in Cheju Island:

“Physical wrangling?” What’s up with these Norks coming down here and starting fights? Has anyone demanded that they be arrested for their crimes? Do the Norks have their own SOFA or something?

On the South Koreans actually paying for the Norks to visit:

So let me see If I get this straight: Norks go south, South Koreans pay; South Koreans go north, South Koreans pay. Sound’s like a sweet deal for Pyeongyang. Now will someone tell me what South Korea is getting besides smoke being blown up its backside?

And on his proposal for future North-South cultural exchanges:

If the Norks sent their fembots down here, I guarantee that South Korean businessmen would pay millions of won for an evening with one. Just think of all the cash they could raise. While they would certainly face a stiff competition from the local girls (not to mention imported Russians and Filipinas), I’m sure they would make the Motherland proud with their heroic efforts to make their Pimp in Chief more money.

Take it from a man who knows the Yangban well - when he’s not blogging, he’s a mild mannered, soft spoken Southern gentleman with a taste for James Clavel novels (all of which are currently on extended loan at my pad) and a penchant for building losing fantasy football teams. Put him behind a keyboard, however, and he’s Kim Jong-il’s worse nightmare.